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Word of the Day

Hatelog /[heyt lawg]

-noun, verb, hatelogged, hatelogging.

1. Brutal and unmerciful toilet punishment. Generally used after encountering an unsuspecting public bathroom.

2. What happens after a weekend of Vegas and Tucson restaurant food.

Ex. (n.) “Dude, don’t go in there. I gave that thing the hatelog. My legs are still shaking.

Ex. (v.) “Ugh, seafood buffet. I don’t know when it’s gonna happen, but there’s a john somewhere that’s in for a hatelogging.


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I told you not to sit on the zookeeper!

I told you not to sit on the zookeeper!

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The Worst Day Ever.

The Worst Day Ever.

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Gee, thanks mom!

Gee, thanks mom!

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“Fuck a Coke, I want a Titty!”

“Fuck a Coke, I want a Titty!”

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Rodney Mullen in 1989…

The X games owes him royalties.